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Ceci n’est pas une pipe

December 17, 2008

Will has written about his pipe collection in his study for Granta.

I’ve had my fill of cyber life: let’s give humans a go

December 17, 2008

I had a letter this week from the fraud department of a major building society, informing me that someone had tried to open an account in my name, and asking me to call them to confirm itwasn’t me. My immediate reaction was to suspect fraud perpetrated by crooks pretending to be the building society; so before I phoned, I Google-mapped their office address.

Read the whole of Will’s Evening Standard column here.

The Games were just a boom-time boondoggle

December 12, 2008

At least disgraced tycoon David Ross has had the decency to resign from his position as the Mayor’s representative on the Olympic Organising Committee. Mind you, his parting words are open to interpretation: “I do not wish to distract others from the important work still to do in making 2012 the success I know it will be.” Presumably the “important work” that Lord Coe and Tessa Jowell have still to do is shoring up the funding mess they’ve created because – just like Ross – their favourite sport of all was casino capitalism.

To read the rest of Will’s latest Standard column, go here.

A Visit from Mrs Wells

December 9, 2008

You can listen again here to Will’s story told from the point of view of a child, Kylie, in the wake of the Baby P case, first broadcast on Radio 4’s From Fact to Fiction on Saturday December 6.

Walk this way

December 8, 2008

For a chance to go on a walk in London with Will, visit the Evening Standard’s auction page and bid on lot 39 in their Christmas Charity Auction. You have until December 15 to make a bid.

Question Time

December 5, 2008

Will is going to be a panellist on Question Time next week, December 11. The panel will also include Schools Minister Jim Knight, Conservative MP Nadine Dorries, Liberal Democrat MP Lembit Opik, and Esther Rantzen.

Obama’s new regime – it’s too old school for my taste

December 4, 2008

There’s a strange sense of political limbo here in the States at the moment: this is the interregnum, with one American emperor dead but yet to be interred, while his successor is still to be crowned. Barack Obama may not have assumed the purple but he’s assembling his praetorian guard around him, and it’s these appointments that are beginning to make the liberals who voted him into office uneasy about what the future may hold: will the new ruler turn his slogan “Change” into a reality, or is the ancien régime about to reassert itself?

To read the rest of will’s latest Standard article, go here.

Bridget Riley

December 2, 2008

The Independent has published an extract of a piece that Will has written for Art World magazine.

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds: More News From Nowhere

December 2, 2008

Spotted — an oddly geeky-looking Will, propping up the bar in Cave’s video filling in a crossword, though, according to this account, he was filling it in using his own answers: “Later, while I was aimlessly wandering around waiting for the lighting to be set-up or some such technical detail I took a look at Self’s crossword. He had filled it all in but with words that bore no relation to the clues. These were all proper words. In fact they were proper Selfian, or is it Self-ish words like: perfidy, carillon, phylum and quincunx. And they all slotted into the crossword grid perfectly. It was a revelation to me. Nobody I have now asked has ever seen a crossword done like this before.”

The most authentic places on earth

November 28, 2008

Will was part of a panel that chose the “50 most authentic places on earth”. Here are two of his choices:
Los Angeles, USA:
“What can be more mondial and timely than this high-rise outgrowth of the great sprawl: the historic core of LA, the beginning of the Miracle Mile of Wilshire Boulevard, and the location of Echo Park, where Chinatown was filmed? Downtown LA is the bulwark between the Hispanic city of East LA and the Anglo city to the west. Anyone going to LA for empty-headed perma-tan Valley Girls need, emphatically, look elsewhere.”

Holderness Coast, Yorkshire, England:
“While the coast has resorts – Bridlington, Withernsea – and caravan parks aplenty, its mysterious and crumbly aspect means that it isn’t a tourist destination per se.”

To read the rest of the article, go here.

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Will’s Latest Book

Will Self - Elaine
Will Self's latest book Elaine will be published in hardback by Grove on September 5 2024 in the UK and September 17 2024 in the USA.

You can pre-order at Amazon.co.uk and Amazon.com

Will’s Previous Books

Will Self - Will
Will
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  Will Self - Phone
Phone
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Shark
Shark
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  Umbrella
Umbrella
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The Unbearable Lightness Of Being A Prawn Cracker
The Unbearable Lightness Of Being A Prawn Cracker
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  Walking To Hollywood
Walking To Hollywood
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The Butt
The Butt
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  Grey Area
Grey Area
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Junk Mail
Junk Mail
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  Great Apes
Great Apes
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Cock And Bull
Cock And Bull
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  The Quantity Theory Of Insanity
The Quantity Theory Of Insanity
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The Sweet Smell Of Psychosis
The Sweet Smell of Psychosis
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  My Idea Of Fun
My Idea Of Fun
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The Book Of Dave
The Book Of Dave
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  Psychogeography
Psychogeography
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Psycho Too
Psycho II
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  Liver
Liver
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How The Dead Live
How The Dead Live
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  Tough Tough Toys For Tough Tough Boys
Tough Tough Toys For Tough Tough Boys
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Dr Mukti And Other Tales Of Woe
Dr Mukti And Other Tales Of Woe
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  Dorian
Dorian
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Feeding Frenzy
Feeding Frenzy
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  Sore Sites
Sore Sites
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Perfidious Man
Perfidious Man
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  The Undivided Self
The Undivided Self
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