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Will Self: A Critical Dictionary

June 24, 2013

Dr Jeannette Baxter, a senior lecturer in English at Anglia Ruskin University, was one of the contributors to Will Self and the Art of the Contemporary in March, the first conference on the work of Will Self. Here she introduces her Critical Dictionary:

Critical Dictionary: Or My Idea of Fun by Jeannette Baxter

“A dictionary begins when it no longer gives the meanings of words but their tasks.” – Georges Bataille

 

“Surreal” has become something of a standard term for reviewers when describing the writings of Will Self. To give just a few examples: while Great Apes offers up a “surreal satire on the human condition” and The Quantity Theory of Insanity engages the reader in a range of “darkly surreal” scenarios, Grey Area, Walking to Hollywood and Psychogeography map out variously “surreal” intersections of physical and psychological landscapes. Self’s most recent, Booker-shortlisted novel, Umbrella, has also been characterised as being simultaneously “funny, sad, [and] surreal”. What’s not at all clear from these reviews, however, is what we are meant to understand by the term surreal. All too frequently it seems to me, it is used somewhat arbitrarily in discussions of literature, film and popular culture to mean something that is a bit odd, weird or shocking. In other words, surreal has become something of an empty descriptor, and this, I fear, is how it predominately functions in reviews of Will Self’s writings.

Critical Dictionary: Or My Idea of Fun is a creative-critical response to this. Based (very) loosely on the critical dictionary published by the dissident surrealist Georges Bataille, my Critical Dictionary attempts to open up productive ways of thinking about the relationship between Self’s writings and surrealism. However, it seeks to do this by not only refusing to establish or explain any explicit connections between the two, but also by resisting any move to define what surrealism might mean within the contexts of Self’s writings. This is partly because surrealism has always been – and continues to be – caught up within an anxiety of definition. And it’s also partly because the question we should be asking is not what surrealism is, but what are its functions and its effects? Indeed, it’s precisely this line of questioning that fuels the original surrealist critical dictionary, which I’ll now say a few words about.

The Critical Dictionary (Dictionnaire critique) was published in 1929 and 1930, and it featured as a section within the dissident surrealist magazine Documents, which was edited by Georges Bataille and Carl Eisenstein. Across its two-year publication, the Critical Dictionary published, in no particular order, 38 dictionary entries, which range across subject matter as various as dust, architecture, slaughterhouse, materialism, Buster Keaton, camel and hygiene. Some of the entries are made up exclusively of quotations: some of these quotations are attributed, and some of them aren’t, which means that they are left to float freely across the text. Other entries take the form of short, pseudo-essays, which are often fragmented in form and associative in terms of their content. Crucially, what unites these entries is their impulse to parody the traditional, homogenising dictionary format, which strives to organise knowledge and reality into neat and definable terms. Bataille put it well when he said: “A dictionary begins when it no longer gives the meanings of words but their tasks.” What’s at stake in this deliberate move away from definitions, then, is a desire to liberate the irruptive forces of language beyond meaning and towards experience.

But it’s not only the irruptive forces of language that the Critical Dictionary concerns itself with. A further irruptive dimension is visual. Most – but not all – dictionary entries are presented in relation to an image of some kind. But, in each instance, no move is made at all to address, let alone explain, the relationship between image and text. Like the textual entries, then, the visual entries are never explained away: instead they exist in tension with the textual passages they ostensibly accompany, while also somehow reaching out to, and forging a strange logic between, the other dictionary entries.

Composed in the spirit of surrealist play, Critical Dictionary: Or My Idea of Fun presents six entries: Death, Metamorphosis, Un/Fold, Insanity, Photography and Scale. And, like the original surrealist text, my Critical Dictionary is incomplete and in process.

To see the Critical Dictionary, go here.

On failure

June 23, 2013

“To attempt to write seriously is always, I feel, to fail – the disjunction between my beautifully sonorous, accurate and painfully affecting mental content, and the leaden, halting sentences on the page always seems a dreadful falling short. It is this failure – a ceaseless threnody keening through the writing mind – that dominates my working life, just as an overweening sense of not having loved with enough depth or recklessness or tenderness dominates my personal one. It follows that to continue writing is to accept failure as simply a part of the experience – it’s often said that all political lives end in failure, but all writing ones begin there, endure there, and then collapse into senescent incoherence.

“I prize this sense of failure – embrace it even. As a child I loved a John Glashan cartoon that showed a group of meths drinkers lying around on the floor of a squat. “Anyone can be a success,” one of them was saying, “but it takes real guts to be a failure.” Clearly I intuited what was coming. When anyone starts out to do something creative – especially if it seems a little unusual – they seek approval, often from those least inclined to give it. But a creative life cannot be sustained by approval, any more than it can be destroyed by criticism – you learn this as you go on.

“People say my writing is dreadful, pretentious, self-seeking shit – they say it a lot. Other people say my writing is brilliant, beautifully crafted and freighted with the most sublime meaning. The criticism, no matter how virulent, has long since ceased to bother me, but the price of this is that the praise is equally meaningless. The positive and the negative are not so much self-cancelling as drowned out by that carping, hectoring internal voice that goads me on and slaps me down all day every day.”

To read the rest of Will Self’s article on literary failure, visit the Guardian Review here.

Solaris 35mm screening

June 13, 2013

There are still some tickets to see Will Self introducing Tarkovsky’s Solaris tonight at the Curzon Renoir at 7.30pm here.

Self & I

May 30, 2013

Will has written before about the time he spent living with Matthew De Abaitua – his “live-in amanuensis” – in the 1990s, most notably in the Independent in 2008:

“Thirteen years ago, Matthew – who is now a talented novelist in his own right – spent a six-month sojourn as my live-in amanuensis and secretary. It was a thankless task: so far as I can remember I was completely spark-a-loco. We were living in a tiny cottage in Suffolk, and I was given to harvesting opium from the poppies that grew wild in the field margins, then driving my Citreon deux-chevaux across the same fields, solely by the light of a horned moon, Matthew placidly crammed into the passenger seat.

“Bizarrely, he retains affectionate memories of his secretaryship, saying that I taught him how to prepare lobster, and also impressed upon him the importance of convincing foreign journalists – who had come to interview me in my rural fastness – that we were an elderly lesbian couple, akin to the Ladies of Llangollen.”

Now De Abaitua has written more about this Withnailesque period for Five Dials, which you can click through to at his website here.

Wreford Watson lecture

May 3, 2013

Will Self’s Wreford Watson lecture, Decontaminating the Union: Post-Industrial Landscapes and the British Psyche, given at the University of Edinburgh last September, is now available to watch.

Real meals: Swiss McDonald’s

February 28, 2013

I was in Basel so I thought I’d check out some raclette, a melted-cheese experience that defines Switzerland as surely as the hollowed-out Alps full of Nazi gelt and aggressively policed recycling schemes (in Zurich, you are fined for using the wrong bag). Yes, yes – I know, it was fondue that was once promoted as the Swiss national dish but that was before the 1970s, when the runny gloop flowed into the interstices of the British class system. Raclette sounded a bit more real to me: I liked the idea of shepherds slapping the cheese round down on a griddle by the fire, then scraping off successive wedges of golden deliquescence.

I asked the woman in the tobacconist’s near Marktplatz if she knew of anywhere nearby that served the stuff and she directed me to a timber-framed hostelry at the end of a cobbled lane that oozed authenticity. It was the sort of gaff you could imagine being patronised by guildsmen in codpieces – I was surprised not to find pikes and halberds propped by the oaken door. Swiss men, with Stilton faces reticulated by mauve veins, sat at tables with shot glasses full of aquavit that had probably been distilled from buttercups. Yet behind the bar there was an African woman, very self-possessed, who told me the raclette was off, it being the middle of the afternoon.

Standing back out in the street, dirty-white flakes of snow the size of J-cloths slapping across my cheeks, it impinged on me that I hadn’t eaten since early that morning, when the seeds from a granola bar caulked my teeth in the departure lounge at London City Airport. I’d been relying on tobacco in lieu of nourishment. Some people consider tobacco to be an appetite suppressant but I think of the demon weed as food. I remember back in the early Noughties, when I’d given up, my still-at-it (and thoughtful) wife stopped smoking in the house but would sometimes sit puffing on the front steps. Lying upstairs in bed, I would awaken as Spike – Tom and Jerry’s bulldog adversary – did when he smelled meat but in my case it was the plume of tasty smoke that had aroused me.

Limping into the square, I was oblivious to the great stuccoed façade of the Rathaus but instead stared through plate-glass windows at café after café, each one boasting its own selection of cream cakes and marzipan confections cunningly fashioned into likenesses of the great Swiss dramatist Friedrich Dürrenmatt (I made that up). The trouble was, although it was tea time, I needed savoury – I needed Spike’s beef. Then I passed the McCafé and double-took: what? It looked just like any chain coffee joint – menu boards flagging up frothy coffee, muffins mounded by the till – but had the dried-ox-blood and bile-yellow paintwork of a McDonald’s.

Intrigued, I ventured in and saw stairs ascending to the McDonald’s proper above – which is how I ended up eating a “micro” portion of fries and four chicken nuggets, while glugging a small bottle of Vittel. Total cost: 10.3 Swiss francs (£7.20). There’s always an excuse, isn’t there? But the truth is that while I may no longer set out with the golden arches as a destination, I still decline into McDonald’s from time to time. I’d even been in one the previous afternoon, on my way to see Daniel Day-Lewis impersonate Lincoln. Feeling peckish as my 11-year-old and I footed up Shaftesbury Avenue, I justified myself thus: “The fries aren’t that bad,” to which he sagely rejoined, “Only by contrast with how shit all the other food is,” before taking the fries off me and snarfing the lot.

The Swiss McDonald’s – apart from the outrageous prices – was of a piece with others the world over: the same vast, black-and-white photographs on the walls showing mush entering maws; the same modular seating; the same senseless deployment of venetian-blind slats as design furbelows; the same wired-in twentysomethings chowing down over their screens. The last time I’d eaten a full McDonald’s meal was the previous summer in Dublin, where at least the sense of being in a global non-place had been undercut by the presence of bevies of dolled-up teenage girls, teetering to the toilet on high heels, then emerging with their micro-skirts readjusted to show still more post-papist leg.

In Basel, the global element was rather different. Chewing on a chicken-flavoured tumour, I observed an elderly Swiss woman tidying up – this is still an economy in which by no means all low-paid work is done by immigrants – and as she scraped some cheesy residue off a tray into the bin, I realised this was as close to raclette I was going to get.

A hurricane of denim, guitars and fucking great music

February 24, 2013

Introducing Ivan Self’s heavy metal blog (“A young rock music fan seeking his place in the world”) – ivanself.tumblr.com.

Club Inégales Klezmer CD

February 20, 2013

Will Self is going to be reading texts by Kafka tomorrow night for the launch of Notes Inégales Klezmer CD – the musical realisation of Will’s digital essay Kafka’s Wound at thespace.lrb.co.uk. Club Inégales, 180 North Gower Street, Euston, 8pm. For more details, go here.

#heathrowderive

February 1, 2013

Will Self and his Brunel students will be going on a dérive to Heathrow airport on Monday 4 February from 10am to 4pm, and will be tweeting using the hashtag #heathrowderive.

New JG Ballard biography

January 3, 2013

Will Self has written a new biographical entry for JG Ballard for the Oxford Dictionary of National Biography. Read the entry here, or listen to it as a podcast here.

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Will’s Latest Book

Will Self - Elaine
Will Self's latest book Elaine will be published in hardback by Grove on September 5 2024 in the UK and September 17 2024 in the USA.

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Will’s Previous Books

Will Self - Will
Will
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  Will Self - Phone
Phone
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Shark
Shark
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  Umbrella
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The Unbearable Lightness Of Being A Prawn Cracker
The Unbearable Lightness Of Being A Prawn Cracker
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  Walking To Hollywood
Walking To Hollywood
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The Butt
The Butt
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  Grey Area
Grey Area
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Junk Mail
Junk Mail
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  Great Apes
Great Apes
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Cock And Bull
Cock And Bull
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  The Quantity Theory Of Insanity
The Quantity Theory Of Insanity
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The Sweet Smell Of Psychosis
The Sweet Smell of Psychosis
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  My Idea Of Fun
My Idea Of Fun
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The Book Of Dave
The Book Of Dave
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  Psychogeography
Psychogeography
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Psycho Too
Psycho II
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  Liver
Liver
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How The Dead Live
How The Dead Live
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  Tough Tough Toys For Tough Tough Boys
Tough Tough Toys For Tough Tough Boys
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Dr Mukti And Other Tales Of Woe
Dr Mukti And Other Tales Of Woe
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  Dorian
Dorian
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Feeding Frenzy
Feeding Frenzy
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  Sore Sites
Sore Sites
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Perfidious Man
Perfidious Man
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  The Undivided Self
The Undivided Self
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