Richmond: London’s happy valley

“In what may well be one of the last utilitarian bean-counting exercises performed by New Labour, the Department of Communities and Local Government has reported the results of its latest ‘Place Survey’. This is a comprehensive look at how satisfied Britons are with where they live.

“You and I might well imagine such activity should be confined to the Ministry of Stating the Bleeding Obvious but why make things easy when you can generate great mounds of paper and waste the time of a great many people and the money of a great many taxpayers to discover that, lo! The inhabitants of leafy Richmond upon Thames report an approval rating of 92.4 per cent.

In conversation with Martin Amis

To listen to Will Self talking to John Banville and Martin Amis about literature in the 21st century at the University of Manchester, visit the Manchester Review.

Martin Amis is going to be talking with Will Self on Monday October 12 on the subject of Literature and Sex at the Martin Harris Centre at the University of Manchester. For details of the event and to book a place, go here.

London’s a beach

“I love London — don’t get me wrong; but it’s a love that’s only the positive pole of a quite profound ambivalence. I think all of us can agree that there are times when the sheer size and weight of the city closes in on us — a vice of bricks, mortar, concrete and steel. For this reason I’ve never liked living in those districts of the city that have no natural features at all. This isn’t too much of a problem, for London — being in a river valley — abounds in hills and rises.